Take the A and accept your challenge.
Take the B and believe in yourself.
Take the C and combine your word with action.
Take the D and dedicate your life to you dreams.
Take the E and expect some hard times.
Take the F and fight on and finish your course.
Take the G and get God on your side.
Take the H and have a made up mind.
Take the I and inspire somebody else.
Take the J and journey with Jesus by your side.
Take the K and keep on, keepin on.
Take the L and let love by the light to show the way.
Take the M and make every day count.
Take the N and never say "I can't".
Take the O and overcome your obstacles.
Take the P and put your best foot forward.
Take the Q and quit quitting.
Take the R and run the race with patience.
Take the S and stand strong.
Take the T and trust the Lord.
Take the U and use your talents.
Take the V and value your time.
Take the W and work 'til your work is done.
Take the X and x-ray your lifestyle.
Take the Y and yearn to achieve all the goals you seek.
Take the Z and zealously strive to reach your peak.

Have you ever been driving down the road at 50 or 60 mph, passed a church and tried to read the sign out front? Here are a few of those signs. Some may sound funny, or serious, but they always carry a good message for one liners:

-"Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."

- "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

- "Under same management for over 2000 years."

- "Soul food served here."

- "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

- "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

- "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

- "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."

- "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"

- "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."

- "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."

- "What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you understand?"

- "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."

- "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."

- "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."

- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

- "Christians, keep the faith -- but not from others!"

- "Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."

- "If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard."

- "To belittle is to be little."

- "Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."

- "God answers kneemail."